TRAMPLE LODGE

my sentiments exactly

We thought we would slip this short two minute clip into the store because it features the same boots as those shown in the last clip “doormat” and thus follows on rather nicely if you like those particular boots. However, rather than seeing them being cleaned at the front door they are now squishing about on footman’s chest while Sunday quite happily dances around on top of him, and then for no reason at all (except for the fact that she plain and simply feels like it), she gives his head a bit of a crushing when she stands on top of it just for fun! (for Tony) (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 2.19 MINS.

doormat

Poor footman has always been extremely well received when he is positioned as a doormat just inside the Lodges front door, to which he will not only automatically lick everyone’s boots clean, but also act as a welcoming rug on which one can stand and do something like check the post or chat to a friend, or, simply be there to just wipe your feet on before entering the house. And he has indeed caused many a delighted reaction while being in this position, after all, for some it is not an everyday occurrence where a living rug will be there to stick out its tongue and grovel around with it under your boots to make sure they are clean and then take your weight while you enjoy the sensation of standing about on it as you wipe your feet! For instance; one guest loved it so much she kept going outside with the excuse of having a cigarette and although she never actually needed to have her shoes cleaned before coming back into the building, there was no stopping her desire to see the poor doormat licking away directly under her footwear, while she stood over it with a sort of fascinated tranced look on her face! Others I have to admit can and often do treat poor footman simply and quite indifferently as the doormat, to which they either step directly onto his chest and very quickly wipe their boots before getting back off again, or they do as Sunday does in this clip, where due to the fact that they are in no rush at all they casually stand there and make sure their boots are cleaned properly by footman’s tongue and then take a step forward so they can finish off by wiping their boots on his chest. It is also interesting that this is where footman picked up his now more commonly used name of “poor” footman, which stuck after one young lady felt the need to ask one of us if she could use him and then with permission granted she looked down at the scruffy old rug in front of her and explained how sorry she was having to do this to him, then while she stood there casually wiping her riding boots all over him, she continued looking down saying “oh poor footman, you poor footman!” Lol. Mind you, she still made a jolly good job of cleaning her boots on him I can tell you and although she appeared dreadfully sorry for poor footman being in such a horrid position and having her stood on top of him with such dirty boots, it was of course the only thing for her to do, because after all, she had to get those boots of hers cleaned and that is exactly what footman was there for in the first place! Anyway, for those of us who use poor footman on a regular basis the concept of having a living rug lick your dirty boots clean at the front door has become quite the norm, or at least there is no dilemma in the thought of using him this way and unlike our young friend with her dirty riding boots, there is no pity knowing that the grime and muck from the bottom of your footwear is being absorbed both on and inside the rug itself, to which it is better and more hygienic for us to have it there than it would be to have it all trodden into the main household carpets and the kitchen floor!... Poor footman indeed! Lol. (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 4.23 MINS.

its the thought that counts

This clip has prompted me into making a little bit of a confession, because after watching it through a couple of times and then discussing my thoughts about it with Sunday afterwards, I realized that I was not the only one who enjoyed standing around over our face in the floor while nobody else was around and while doing nothing in particular found myself getting turned on quite nicely thank you very much because I could feel that horrid grubby little face staring right up at me and watching my every move! Of course this only really happens big time when the mood catches me right, but when it does I cannot bring myself to just walk away, because apart from anything else I thoroughly enjoy the sensation I get running through both my mind and my body and all because there is an insignificant and well trodden in human face caught precariously between my boot heels and staring directly up at something it just cannot take its eyes off yet not in its wildest dreams could it do anything other than simply look! But then what can it actually see from down there and is it really getting some sort of thrill simply because I am stood over it and can it tell I am getting a little hot up here because I am enjoying the fact that I am the one allowing that face to see what it sees, yet with one small twist of my foot I can put and end to it all and crush it into the sole of my boot like the piece of dirt it is! Now do not get me wrong here and think that just because I have said those things it has to be the face itself that turns me on, because in all honesty I am actually turning myself on and that face is simply in the right place at the right time, to which just like the end of a vibrator I am manipulating and using it to reach parts of me I want to have reached! However psychologically speaking I also have to admit that the act of teasing the thing by standing in certain positions directly above it and blatantly flaunting what it can never have, is for me at least an exhibitionists dream come true and when this is combined with the fact that I can also be utterly cruel to it by purposely treading on it and hurting it badly, then call me what you like but I have needs too don’t you know! For Sunday on the other hand; Well she is a lot more subtle than a self confessed flirt like me and if you care to notice in this clip she actually seems to slow down slightly as if savoring the moment when oop’s!.. It happens to her! She also suddenly finds something to do like shake off the loose petals from a nearby plant, just so it gives her an excuse to continue standing there without making it obvious! However, this does not spare the face from getting mercilessly crushed under her feet though and in reality it probably sees more of the dirt on the bottom of her boots than it does anything else, but as I mentioned in an earlier statement that face is only a means to an end and it hardly matters what actually happens to it or even if it can see anything at all, because more often than not it is the thought of what you are doing to it and the feel of it being squished under your foot that triggers the sudden gush inside you and then look out face, because not only are you going to be utterly ignored for the next few moments no matter what happens to you down there, but the woman whose boots you are under now has her own agenda and unfortunately it does not include your personal welfare!! Anyway, for the clip itself you could be excused for thinking everything is quite normal and the face is simply trampled around on while Sunday dithers about. However, delve a little deeper into the picture and explore the possibility that those walking around up top can and frequently do get more pleasure from the face being there than the actual face itself and hey presto!.. Now you begin to understand a little more of what the Lodge here is all about!... Girl power! (Oh, and I love the downward shots from Sundays necklace cam! Lol). (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 5.00 MINS.

underfoot on saddle cleaning day

Poor footman, it must be terribly awful being continually stood on and crushed under a woman’s weight all the time, especially when that woman totally ignores the fact that what she is standing on is even alive and thus simply tramples around on bits of him without any care or mercy what so ever! I mean just because he is gorgeously soft and springy underfoot there is no need to stand on him morning noon and night and just because he has a face that fits perfectly under the sole of your boot and looks great when it is mercilessly crushed right into the tread there must still surly be a limit as to how many times you can do that without taking into account how much pain the poor thing must be suffering! And for goodness sake; fancy dragging him out into the garden and using him for standing around on while you do something menial like clean all of your saddles and tack, especially when you are wearing your utmost scruffiest ever riding boots and gaiters! I mean how horrid it must be for him to have one of those things suddenly take a firm foothold somewhere on his face or neck and then have the wearer’s weight suddenly crush him about while they casually take their time fiddling around with bridles and reins! And how awful is it that poor footman lays there grunting and groaning every time a certain person moves because he is so obviously struggling with all the extra weight she has put on after too many parties! I also declare that the biggest crime of all is that it was actually MY turn to use him, to which he would have been put to a much better use in the store room where there is a large gap in the floor and the rest of us need to do a stock check without continually falling into it!... She can be such a total so and so sometimes don’t you know! (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 4.26 MINS.

soccer practice

I do not think any of us here at the Lodge would ever class ourselves as being anything like soccer fans!... especially Sunday! So when she came back one day and said she needed to put in a bit of ball practice because she had just volunteered to fill in for one of her friends at a charity football match we where really quite stunned! However, true to her commitment she soon found herself a ball and began kicking it relentlessly against a wall so she could gain a little foot control and eye coordination, although to be honest I think it was an even better idea to use the face in the floor as a penalty spot, because as much as Sunday practiced it was obvious that she could not kick the ball in a straight line and if it had not been for the face giving her a place to continually restart from, then I think she would have ended up kicking that ball halfway around the house and probably broken everything on her way! Lol. I will give her one thing though and that is her persistence; to which this clip is a mere five minutes of what turned out to be over half an hour of her showing some sheer determination in trying to keep a ball at her feet and not have it bouncing off somewhere else!! Of course all of her determination meant only one thing for the poor face getting stuck in the middle of all this and that was the complete lack of acknowledgment being shown towards it while Sunday was both concentrating on the football itself and at least trying to kick it properly when it bounced back in her direction, thus leaving the face not only totally ignored, but completely vulnerable to all that fancy footwork being played out above it! For instance, there where times when both Sundays ball and her trainers ended up directly on top of the face, to which it had no alternative but to scrunch itself up as tightly as it could and simply endure the scuffing and shuffling it was about to receive while Sunday tackled with the ball and positioned herself for another try at goal! For most of the time though it was simply a game of chance for the face, because it had absolutely no hope of knowing when it would either be squished underfoot or get hit by the ball so it simply lay there looking all forlorn and rather than enjoying the experience it seemed quite terrified if you ask me and probably wishing the final whistle would blow and that mad woman trying to play football on top of it would get off the pitch! Lol. Anyway, for the clip itself Debby decided it would be better shown once it had been cut into smaller sections and then re joined together so it flowed along nicely, otherwise the gaps that occurred when Sunday disappeared off to retrieve the ball might get a little tiring! Also, I do apologize for the slight fuzziness on the picture, but in someone’s excitement to capture this rather unique phenomenon the cameras where not adjusted to the best light setting. However, please do not let this put you off watching it though, because the whole thing is genuine through and through and one of those situations where there was never really a need to purposely tread on the face or anything, because in the end that just came naturally! (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 5.03 MINS.

rim cleaner

You know how your feet can often get dirty when you are wearing very thinly strapped shoes on a hot dusty day and no matter how carefully you walk around places like open air shows or festivals you still seem to end up with a thin layer of dust around the rim of the shoe itself and even worst it can get right in there and become stuck between your toes! Now under normal circumstances I do not think many of us bother to do anything about it at the time, because for one it is a lot of time and trouble to find somewhere you can sit down and get out the wet wipes and two, you do not really want to keep breaking away from what is going on around you just in case you miss something important! Imagine then if you would how incredibly useful it would be to occasionally come across someone’s face sticking out of the ground, which even after being trodden all over by everyone else walking around still retained the intelligence to get its tongue in all the right places and remove all of that dust and dirt! And yes, yes I know it would get hurt and all that, but at least you would not have the embarrassment of walking around with grubby feet and shoes, especially if those shoes where designer ones and you had also just spent a fortune on having your feet done just for the occasion. Besides, just think how gorgeous it would be to have your feet cleaned and moisturized while you stood there talking to someone you rather fancied, or you are waiting for your friends to get served at the coffee counter and hey!.. I will wait for you on that face over there!.. And no sugar in my coffee please because I am sweet enough! Lol. Believe it or not I also think that having a face showing really clear signs of overall intelligence would be much more inviting to a lot of girls, because it is one thing treading all over a face that squishes nicely under the pressure of your shoes high heel, but to then have it lay there afterwards and not do anything because it is a little bit slow or half asleep actually makes the whole thing like totally unsubstantial! However, to know that the face you can see having to run its tongue along your shoe straps and being forced to clean between your toes while you stand over it with your sausage roll and coffee is actually extremely intelligent and thus worth so much more, then that would be jolly well enticing indeed; especially if it where only there because it was found to be a party pooper or something! Lol. Anyway, as I said at the beginning it is all about the convenience of having the dust removed from your feet and shoes, to which coming across someone’s face sticking out of the ground would be very much appreciated and as long as there was not a queue to use it then that face would be a very welcome sight indeed! For the actual face being used like this though; well it is kind of hard luck to it really, because once people see it as being such a useful and super efficient idea, then obviously all of us walking around with open toe shoes are going to want to use it, while those wearing normal everyday shoes or boots will basically just tread on it and ignore it because it will be of no use to them! And I suppose for any party pooper face that was forced to do this then it will all jolly well hurt, yet for its own survival it will very quickly learn that not getting its tongue out when someone has their foot over it will only lead to some irate woman giving it a jolly good kick, or even forcing that squishy little tongue out with her heel because she thinks it may have got stuck! (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 5.10 MINS.

watering time

… Continuing on from our “seedlings” video where Sunday now has some rather splendid young plants, to which she can be seen here giving them a little tender loving care and making sure they have enough water so they blossom into a beautiful fanfare of color.. Lovely! Oh, and poor footman makes a totally excellent pathway, although just like all newly laid pathways it needs a bit more squishing down so it is not so springy! Lol. (filmed in D.V. CLIP IS 3.37 MINS.

the pink a boo tray

On first impressions you might think that being Sundays pink a boo make up tray would be easy peasy, especially compared to some of the things a face in the floor would otherwise have to go through during a normal course of a day. And in some ways I have to agree that being tucked up neatly between her legs while she puts on her make up would appear to be a safer option than getting crushed underfoot or sat on and thus leaving you with just the humiliation and indignity of being something used but not necessarily essential like an inanimate little make up tray! However, having now said how much safer I think it could be, I have also seen the state of such objects once she has finished with them and although she may walk away looking all glamorous and ready for an evening out, that pink a boo tray is often left looking a lot worse for wear and sporting some pretty distinctive markings that all well used make up trays tend to have. For example; they are great for dabbing and cleaning your brushes on which tend to leave it stained from things like foundation, blusher and eye shadow and it is also much easier to tip a dollop of something like acetone or cream onto it and then do what Sunday does in the clip where she will then take smaller amounts off with her fingers so she can use it at her convenience. Make up brushes can also leave their mark if you have them standing upright in something like the trays mouth, because while concentrating on your own face you do tend to just ram them back in once you have used them and thus cause unseen internal damage along with a few tell tail scuff marks around the rim! For this particular pink a boo tray though it also bears one other very distinctive set of marks, which above all others distinguishes it as being Sundays personal property no matter how much you try to clean them off! however those marks are not made from brushes, powder or cream, but from her very particular bad habit of stubbing her cigarettes out on the end of her tray rather than putting them out in the proper place!.. Bad girl! Lol. Anyway, although we have picked this up on camera numerous times before, we have always discarded putting any of them into the store due to the absence of any trampling or anything. However, we thought that because Sunday was so utterly pragmatic and really, really quite unaffectionate about her use of the tray in this video, then it would be great to add it into the store under the category of humiliation. (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 5.21 MINS.

this way around

I think it has only been two days since poor footman pulled a muscle in its shoulder and already Sunday is on its case because someone has put it the wrong way around in the kitchen passageway! I do see her point though, because having had it laid out the correct way for such a long time it does seem a little awkward stepping onto it at completely the wrong angle! Having said that she does seem to make easy work of walking around on the thing even though she occasionally has to put her hand against the wall in order to steady her balance and of course typical Sunday in the way she continually voices her opinion about just how unsuitable things are when they are the wrong way around and how much easier it would be the right way! Lol. Meanwhile there is absolutely no thought or consideration for the rug itself, even though it is clearly in a lot of pain while Sunday busies herself stomping around all over it, to which even its yelps and squeals mean absolutely nothing while Sunday is in such a dizzy fuss! Now personally I do have to confess that I am a little confused as to why the rug is being such a wuss here, because okay; so it is being walked around on by an irate ten stone five foot nine inch woman with size five high heeled boots on and it has a bad shoulder, but even I can see that Sunday spends most of her time giving it scuffs and stamps to the head and trampling all over its chest, which even taking into account my lack of knowledge on this particular rugs anatomy it is by no means anywhere near its shoulder! Anyway, it can squirm about and yelp as much as it likes, because while Sunday is in one of her unhappy moods she will simply get annoyed with it and stomp about even harder! Lol. In the end though she does get to walk on the rug the right way around, but you know what?.. She now likes it the other way and starts to moan about it being the right way!!… Are you confused yet? Well I am and now I have no idea which is the right way and which is the wrong!.. eek! In the end Sunday did manage to make up her mind though and although she is now quite content with the situation, the poor rug is left with a few more dents in its chest and a few red marks on its head! However, at least it is the right wrong way around! (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 4.25 MINS.

gripper

This clip came about after a comment Debby made while she was busy making up the clip “girl on a bicycle” to which she rather enthusiastically and quite innocently asked “ can we run the face over with a car now?” lol… And the look on her face was serious believe me! Lol. Anyway, after a resounding no due to nobody wanting to loose the no claims bonus on their car insurance, she then even more enthusiastically asked “well can’t we just squash it a bit under a cars wheel or something?” Now this I have to admit lit up everyone’s eyes and the thought of seeing what a face actually looked like while it was being crushed under a big car tyre was enough to set things into motion! Unfortunately I do think we went about doing this a little too clinically though, because after spending some time rolling various wheels over the face and falling about laughing, we then set up the cameras and had Sunday do it properly just for the clip! However, our original mission was simply to see how a face might look being squished under a car wheel and I think with that in mind we certainly accomplished our objective! Firstly though I have to give you a warning that it is not a pretty sight, and by that I mean watching a wheel roll over the face is quite splendid, but the face itself?.. Well that is just horrid when it gets crushed by the first wheel and distorts into something that I can only describe as totally yuck! Of course I know the wheel does not have the weight of a car behind it, but none the less it leaves a lasting impression of just how pathetically awful and grotesque our little face is when it is squashed directly under a car tyre and in turn this is shown with even greater effect when the video is then played in slow motion, to which the face can then be seen being completely manipulated by the tread and just like all the other potential muck and rubbish you get on a dirty winters road it is forced to do exactly what the tyre wants it to do with no questions asked and regardless of what it may look like when it comes out on the other side! The second tyre used is a really big fat one and about three times wider than the poor face it runs over! Now this basically just crushes the face like squelch and because of its size it has little need to manipulate anything and simply flattens everything as it gets rolled along! Lol. I suppose for the face this is more of a smother job and would hardly survive the time it took you to get out of the vehicle if you had parked directly on top of it and then when it came for you to drive off again the face would have more than likely stuck to the wheel and therefore be going on a little ride with you!! Lol. By the way, the face is also trampled under Sundays dirty boots during the process, so it does not get away without being squashed underfoot too and potentially I suppose it is a little like a car park, where you are running over it one minute and then standing on it while you put your shopping away the next! Anyway, the whole shenanigan is great to watch and I have to admit that we have all viewed the clip since it was made up and all sat there thinking oh.. my.. goodness, that is totally horrid!.. Except of course for Debby, who not only had a strange smirk on her face while glued to the screen, but seemed to be sat there subconsciously pressing her foot on an invisible accelerator peddle!.. Hmm, I think I will keep my distance next time I see her car coming up the drive!.. eek! Lol. (filmed in D.V.) CLIP IS 4.35 MINS.